Contrary to my previous declarations that this tee would forever remain a mystery, it turns out that it's simply an above shot of an Olympic swimming pool. In hindsight, it's fairly obvious. In my defense, however, I'm a giant nerd who's terrified of both water and sports... so gimme a break.
Big thanks to Alex for contributing to what this one was, and to both him and Miroslav Bučko for the following links to purchase it. Enjoy!
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